Chopper Charlie ... Biker's & Pachanga's

Questions about Texas, asking about coming to Texas for a visit !

Q: I have never seen it rain in Texas on TV or in the movies, so how do the plants grow? (France)
A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who themselves will need watering if their IQ drops any lower. 

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the Texas? (USA) 
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed, I myself have seen Elephants a time or two drinking Tequila. 

Q: Does it ever get windy in Texas? (UK) 
A: Sorry I can't answer that the wind just blew away my computer!

Q: Which direction should I drive to get to Texas -- to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany) 
A: Excellent question, considering that the sun never shines in Germany, so how would you know it comes up in the east and sets in the west? 

Q: I want to walk from New Orleans to Brownsville Texas, -- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) 
A: Sure, its' only about two thousand miles, so you'll need to have started about a year ago to get there in time for supper. 

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Texas? (Sweden) 
A: And accomplish what? You people from Sweden are going to find out real quick about Rattlesnakes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy) 
A: I'm not touching this one, but bring along some of what ever you are drinking. 

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Texas? (UK) 
A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us. 

Q: Do you have perfume in Texas? (France) 
A: Nope. Everybody here stinks. 

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Texas where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) 
A: Yes. Try going to the Gay Nightclubs. 

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Texas? (France) 
A: Yes. Every Christmas. 

Q: Can I drive the entire length of Padre Island? (Germany) 
A: Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious. 

Q: Are there killer bees in Texas? (Germany) 
A: Yepper, but we'll see what we can do about it when you get here. 

Q: Can you give me some information about Rattlesnake racing in Texas? I want to purchase a pet rattlesnake! (USA) 
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some? 

Q: Are there supermarkets in Texas and is milk available all year round? (USA) 
A: Another blonde from California and originally from Sweden, I’ll bet you? 

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Texas who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) 
A: I love this one ... Rattlesnakes, there are no rattlesnakes in Texas, we are a dry state. 

Q: Which direction is North in Texas? (USA) 
A: Face North at home, you should right on target for north in Texas! ... Gee’s must be from California, and have ancestors from Sweden ...

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (Canada) 
A: Canadian Americans, have long had considerable trouble distinguishing between Austria and Texas they sound so damn much alike. 

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go in Texas? (USA) 
A: Yepper, but you'll have to learn it first, we speak a different version of English! ... It’s called Spanglish ... Just hit your thumb with a hammer, the first five word coming out of your mouth, is probably about as much English as Y’all will need in Texans !

I’m shutting down my web site! I can’t stand it anymore.

Chopper
Q: I have never seen it rain in Texas on TV or in the movies, so how do the plants grow? (France)
A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who themselves will need watering if their IQ drops any lower. 

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the Texas? (USA) 
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed, I myself have seen Elephants a time or two drinking Tequila. 

Q: Does it ever get windy in Texas? (UK) 
A: Sorry I can't answer that the wind just blew away my computer!

Q: Which direction should I drive to get to Texas -- to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany) 
A: Excellent question, considering that the sun never shines in Germany, so how would you know it comes up in the east and sets in the west? 

Q: I want to walk from New Orleans to Brownsville Texas, -- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) 
A: Sure, its' only about two thousand miles, so you'll need to have started about a year ago to get there in time for supper. 

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Texas? (Sweden) 
A: And accomplish what? You people from Sweden are going to find out real quick about Rattlesnakes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy) 
A: I'm not touching this one, but bring along some of what ever you are drinking. 

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Texas? (UK) 
A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us. 

Q: Do you have perfume in Texas? (France) 
A: Nope. Everybody here stinks. 

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Texas where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) 
A: Yes. Try going to the Gay Nightclubs. 

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Texas? (France) 
A: Yes. Every Christmas. 

Q: Can I drive the entire length of Padre Island? (Germany) 
A: Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious. 

Q: Are there killer bees in Texas? (Germany) 
A: Yepper, but we'll see what we can do about it when you get here. 

Q: Can you give me some information about Rattlesnake racing in Texas? I want to purchase a pet rattlesnake! (USA) 
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some? 

Q: Are there supermarkets in Texas and is milk available all year round? (USA) 
A: Another blonde from California and originally from Sweden, I’ll bet you? 

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Texas who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) 
A: I love this one ... Rattlesnakes, there are no rattlesnakes in Texas, we are a dry state. 

Q: Which direction is North in Texas? (USA) 
A: Face North at home, you should right on target for north in Texas! ... Gee’s must be from California, and have ancestors from Sweden ...

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (Canada) 
A: Canadian Americans, have long had considerable trouble distinguishing between Austria and Texas they sound so damn much alike. 

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go in Texas? (USA) 
A: Yepper, but you'll have to learn it first, we speak a different version of English! ... It’s called Spanglish ... Just hit your thumb with a hammer, the first five word coming out of your mouth, is probably about as much English as Y’all will need in Texans !

I’m shutting down my web site! I can’t stand it anymore.

Chopper
A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who themselves will need watering if their IQ drops any lower. 

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the Texas? (USA) 
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed, I myself have seen Elephants a time or two drinking Tequila. 

Q: Does it ever get windy in Texas? (UK) 
A: Sorry I can't answer that the wind just blew away my computer!

Q: Which direction should I drive to get to Texas -- to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany) 
A: Excellent question, considering that the sun never shines in Germany, so how would you know it comes up in the east and sets in the west? 

Q: I want to walk from New Orleans to Brownsville Texas, -- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) 
A: Sure, its' only about two thousand miles, so you'll need to have started about a year ago to get there in time for supper. 

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Texas? (Sweden) 
A: And accomplish what? You people from Sweden are going to find out real quick about Rattlesnakes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy) 
A: I'm not touching this one, but bring along some of what ever you are drinking. 

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Texas? (UK) 
A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us. 

Q: Do you have perfume in Texas? (France) 
A: Nope. Everybody here stinks. 

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Texas where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) 
A: Yes. Try going to the Gay Nightclubs. 

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Texas? (France) 
A: Yes. Every Christmas. 

Q: Can I drive the entire length of Padre Island? (Germany) 
A: Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious. 

Q: Are there killer bees in Texas? (Germany) 
A: Yepper, but we'll see what we can do about it when you get here. 

Q: Can you give me some information about Rattlesnake racing in Texas? I want to purchase a pet rattlesnake! (USA) 
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some? 

Q: Are there supermarkets in Texas and is milk available all year round? (USA) 
A: Another blonde from California and originally from Sweden, I’ll bet you? 

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Texas who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) 
A: I love this one ... Rattlesnakes, there are no rattlesnakes in Texas, we are a dry state. 

Q: Which direction is North in Texas? (USA) 
A: Face North at home, you should right on target for north in Texas! ... Gee’s must be from California, and have ancestors from Sweden ...

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (Canada) 
A: Canadian Americans, have long had considerable trouble distinguishing between Austria and Texas they sound so damn much alike. 

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go in Texas? (USA) 
A: Yepper, but you'll have to learn it first, we speak a different version of English! ... It’s called Spanglish ... Just hit your thumb with a hammer, the first five word coming out of your mouth, is probably about as much English as Y’all will need in Texans !

I’m shutting down my web site! I can’t stand it anymore.

Chopper

Q: I have never seen it rain in Texas on TV or in the movies, so how do the plants grow? (France)
A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who themselves will need watering if their IQ drops any lower. 

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the Texas? (USA) 
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed, I myself have seen Elephants a time or two drinking Tequila. 

Q: Does it ever get windy in Texas? (UK) 
A: Sorry I can't answer that the wind just blew away my computer!

Q: Which direction should I drive to get to Texas -- to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany) 
A: Excellent question, considering that the sun never shines in Germany, so how would you know it comes up in the east and sets in the west? 

Q: I want to walk from New Orleans to Brownsville Texas, -- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) 
A: Sure, its' only about two thousand miles, so you'll need to have started about a year ago to get there in time for supper. 

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Texas? (Sweden) 
A: And accomplish what? You people from Sweden are going to find out real quick about Rattlesnakes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy) 
A: I'm not touching this one, but bring along some of what ever you are drinking. 

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Texas? (UK) 
A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us. 

Q: Do you have perfume in Texas? (France) 
A: Nope. Everybody here stinks. 

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Texas where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) 
A: Yes. Try going to the Gay Nightclubs. 

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Texas? (France) 
A: Yes. Every Christmas. 

Q: Can I drive the entire length of Padre Island? (Germany) 
A: Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious. 

Q: Are there killer bees in Texas? (Germany) 
A: Yepper, but we'll see what we can do about it when you get here. 

Q: Can you give me some information about Rattlesnake racing in Texas? I want to purchase a pet rattlesnake! (USA) 
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some? 

Q: Are there supermarkets in Texas and is milk available all year round? (USA) 
A: Another blonde from California and originally from Sweden, I’ll bet you? 

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Texas who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) 
A: I love this one ... Rattlesnakes, there are no rattlesnakes in Texas, we are a dry state. 

Q: Which direction is North in Texas? (USA) 
A: Face North at home, you should right on target for north in Texas! ... Gee’s must be from California, and have ancestors from Sweden ...

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (Canada) 
A: Canadian Americans, have long had considerable trouble distinguishing between Austria and Texas they sound so damn much alike. 

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go in Texas? (USA) 
A: Yepper, but you'll have to learn it first, we speak a different version of English! ... It’s called Spanglish ... Just hit your thumb with a hammer, the first five word coming out of your mouth, is probably about as much English as Y’all will need in Texans !

I’m shutting down my web site! I can’t stand it anymore.

Chopper

 

 

 

Q: I have never seen it rain in Texas on TV or in the movies, so how do the plants grow? (France)
A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who themselves will need watering if their IQ drops any lower. 

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the Texas? (USA) 
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed, I myself have seen Elephants a time or two drinking Tequila. 

Q: Does it ever get windy in Texas? (UK) 
A: Sorry I can't answer that the wind just blew away my computer!

Q: Which direction should I drive to get to Texas -- to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany) 
A: Excellent question, considering that the sun never shines in Germany, so how would you know it comes up in the east and sets in the west? 

Q: I want to walk from New Orleans to Brownsville Texas, -- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) 
A: Sure, its' only about two thousand miles, so you'll need to have started about a year ago to get there in time for supper. 

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Texas? (Sweden) 
A: And accomplish what? You people from Sweden are going to find out real quick about Rattlesnakes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy) 
A: I'm not touching this one, but bring along some of what ever you are drinking. 

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Texas? (UK) 
A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us. 

Q: Do you have perfume in Texas? (France) 
A: Nope. Everybody here stinks. 

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Texas where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) 
A: Yes. Try going to the Gay Nightclubs. 

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Texas? (France) 
A: Yes. Every Christmas. 

Q: Can I drive the entire length of Padre Island? (Germany) 
A: Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious. 

Q: Are there killer bees in Texas? (Germany) 
A: Yepper, but we'll see what we can do about it when you get here. 

Q: Can you give me some information about Rattlesnake racing in Texas? I want to purchase a pet rattlesnake! (USA) 
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some? 

Q: Are there supermarkets in Texas and is milk available all year round? (USA) 
A: Another blonde from California and originally from Sweden, I’ll bet you? 

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Texas who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) 
A: I love this one ... Rattlesnakes, there are no rattlesnakes in Texas, we are a dry state. 

Q: Which direction is North in Texas? (USA) 
A: Face North at home, you should right on target for north in Texas! ... Gee’s must be from California, and have ancestors from Sweden ...

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (Canada) 
A: Canadian Americans, have long had considerable trouble distinguishing between Austria and Texas they sound so damn much alike. 

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go in Texas? (USA) 
A: Yepper, but you'll have to learn it first, we speak a different version of English! ... It’s called Spanglish ... Just hit your thumb with a hammer, the first five word coming out of your mouth, is probably about as much English as Y’all will need in Texans !

I’m shutting down my web site! I can’t stand it anymore.

Chopper
A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who themselves will need watering if their IQ drops any lower. 

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the Texas? (USA) 
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed, I myself have seen Elephants a time or two drinking Tequila. 

Q: Does it ever get windy in Texas? (UK) 
A: Sorry I can't answer that the wind just blew away my computer!

Q: Which direction should I drive to get to Texas -- to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany) 
A: Excellent question, considering that the sun never shines in Germany, so how would you know it comes up in the east and sets in the west? 

Q: I want to walk from New Orleans to Brownsville Texas, -- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) 
A: Sure, its' only about two thousand miles, so you'll need to have started about a year ago to get there in time for supper. 

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Texas? (Sweden) 
A: And accomplish what? You people from Sweden are going to find out real quick about Rattlesnakes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy) 
A: I'm not touching this one, but bring along some of what ever you are drinking. 

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Texas? (UK) 
A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us. 

Q: Do you have perfume in Texas? (France) 
A: Nope. Everybody here stinks. 

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Texas where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) 
A: Yes. Try going to the Gay Nightclubs. 

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Texas? (France) 
A: Yes. Every Christmas. 

Q: Can I drive the entire length of Padre Island? (Germany) 
A: Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious. 

Q: Are there killer bees in Texas? (Germany) 
A: Yepper, but we'll see what we can do about it when you get here. 

Q: Can you give me some information about Rattlesnake racing in Texas? I want to purchase a pet rattlesnake! (USA) 
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some? 

Q: Are there supermarkets in Texas and is milk available all year round? (USA) 
A: Another blonde from California and originally from Sweden, I’ll bet you? 

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Texas who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) 
A: I love this one ... Rattlesnakes, there are no rattlesnakes in Texas, we are a dry state. 

Q: Which direction is North in Texas? (USA) 
A: Face North at home, you should right on target for north in Texas! ... Gee’s must be from California, and have ancestors from Sweden ...

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (Canada) 
A: Canadian Americans, have long had considerable trouble distinguishing between Austria and Texas they sound so damn much alike. 

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go in Texas? (USA) 
A: Yepper, but you'll have to learn it first, we speak a different version of English! ... It’s called Spanglish ... Just hit your thumb with a hammer, the first five word coming out of your mouth, is probably about as much English as Y’all will need in Texans !

I’m shutting down my web site! I can’t stand it anymore.

Chopper
 
Q: I have never seen it rain in Texas on TV or in the movies, so how do the plants grow? (France)
A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who will need watering if their IQ drops any lower. 
 
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the Texas? 
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed, I myself have seen Elephants a time or two drinking Tequila. 

Q: Does it ever get windy in Texas? (UK) 
A: Sorry I can't answer that the wind just blew away my computer!

Q: Which direction should I drive to get to Texas to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany) 
A: Excellent question, considering the sun never shines in Germany, how would you know it comes up in the east & sets in the west? 

Q: I want to walk from New Orleans to Brownsville Texas, can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) 
A: Sure, its' only about two thousand miles, you'll need to start about a year ago to get there in time for supper. 

Q: Is it safe to run around naked in the bushes in Texas? (Sweden) 
A: WHAT ??? You people from Sweden are going to find out real quick about Rattlesnakes & Cowboys.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names & addresses to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy) 
A: I'm not touching this one, but bring along some of what ever you are drinking. 

Q: Do I bring cutlery to Texas , will I need to bring my own? (UK) 
A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us. 

Q: Do you have perfume in Texas? (France) 
A: Nope. Everybody here stinks like a cow. 

Q: Can you tell me all the regions in Texas where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) 
A: Yepper  ... Try going to the Gay Nightclubs. 

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Texas? (France) 
A: Yes. Every Christmas. 

Q: Can I drive the entire length of Padre Island? (Germany) 
A: Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious. 

Q: Are there killer bees in Texas? (Germany) 
A: Yepper, they are part of the Texas National Guard ... 

Q: Can you give me some information about Rattlesnake racing in
    Texas? I want to purchase a pet rattlesnake! (USA) 
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some? 

Q: Are there supermarkets in Texas & is milk available ? (USA) 
A: Another blonde from California, originally from Sweden, I’ll bet you? 

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Texas who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) 
A: I love this one ... Rattlesnakes, Rattlesnakes, there are no rattlesnakes in Texas, we are a dry state. 

Q: Which direction is North in Texas? (USA) 
A: Face North at home, you should right on target for north in Texas! Must be from California, & have ancestors from Sweden.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (Canada) 
A: Our good friends the Canadian Americans, have long had
    considerable trouble distinguishing between Austria and Texas they sound so damn much alike. 

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go in Texas? (USA) 
A: Yepper, but you'll have to learn it first, we speak a different version of English! It’s called Spanglish.. Just hit your thumb with a hammer, the first five word coming out of your mouth, is probably about as much English as Y’all will need in Texans !

I’m shutting down my Q & A web site! I can’t stand it anymore.

Chopper
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who themselves will need watering if their IQ drops any lower. 

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the Texas? (USA) 
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed, I myself have seen Elephants a time or two drinking Tequila. 

Q: Does it ever get windy in Texas? (UK) 
A: Sorry I can't answer that the wind just blew away my computer!

Q: Which direction should I drive to get to Texas -- to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany) 
A: Excellent question, considering that the sun never shines in Germany, so how would you know it comes up in the east and sets in the west? 

Q: I want to walk from New Orleans to Brownsville Texas, -- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) 
A: Sure, its' only about two thousand miles, so you'll need to have started about a year ago to get there in time for supper. 

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Texas? (Sweden) 
A: And accomplish what? You people from Sweden are going to find out real quick about Rattlesnakes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy) 
A: I'm not touching this one, but bring along some of what ever you are drinking. 

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Texas? (UK) 
A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us. 

Q: Do you have perfume in Texas? (France) 
A: Nope. Everybody here stinks. 

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Texas where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) 
A: Yes. Try going to the Gay Nightclubs. 

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Texas? (France) 
A: Yes. Every Christmas. 

Q: Can I drive the entire length of Padre Island? (Germany) 
A: Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious. 

Q: Are there killer bees in Texas? (Germany) 
A: Yepper, but we'll see what we can do about it when you get here. 

Q: Can you give me some information about Rattlesnake racing in Texas? I want to purchase a pet rattlesnake! (USA) 
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some? 

Q: Are there supermarkets in Texas and is milk available all year round? (USA) 
A: Another blonde from California and originally from Sweden, I’ll bet you? 

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Texas who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) 
A: I love this one ... Rattlesnakes, there are no rattlesnakes in Texas, we are a dry state. 

Q: Which direction is North in Texas? (USA) 
A: Face North at home, you should right on target for north in Texas! ... Gee’s must be from California, and have ancestors from Sweden ...

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (Canada) 
A: Canadian Americans, have long had considerable trouble distinguishing between Austria and Texas they sound so damn much alike. 

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go in Texas? (USA) 
A: Yepper, but you'll have to learn it first, we speak a different version of English! ... It’s called Spanglish ... Just hit your thumb with a hammer, the first five word coming out of your mouth, is probably about as much English as Y’all will need in Texans !

I’m shutting down my web site! I can’t stand it anymore.

Chopper

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